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The List Of Mr Pfister

from Play For Today by Bisonics

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THE LIST OF MR. PFISTER

The list of Mr Pfister
Makes no mention of his sister
Just some ointment for his blister
And "Have the go-go girls come?
Choreograph the stage fights
And don't bring up the house lights
Get a hammer for the termites
And will someone do their sums?
We need to settle these invoices
Don't defrost the choc-ices
Ensure the wigs go back to Joyce's
And Ted's not too drunk to drive.
Put some fresh soap in the basins
Replace the defacings
Get Ted to collect the Masons
And have the go-go girls arrived?"

"If the host must die, die smiling
And have the workmen finished tiling?
Has Maureen finished filing?
Is she petrified of hard graft?
Pay off that smart arse comic
He were bloody chronic
Was it an act or naturally moronic
Die? I nearly laughed!
And put the Siamese twins on half wages
And the tigers in their cages
It was bloody outrageous
To let them out in the interval."
The list of Mr Pfister
Made no mention of his sister
But re: the go-go girls was most insistent
When they're here to call.

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from Play For Today, released June 1, 2010
Simon: drums, saxophones
Doug: bass
Paul: vocal

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