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Featherstonehaugh Featherstonehaugh Wriothesley

from Talking About My Genitalia by DMPH

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FEATHERSTONEHAUGH, FEATHERSTONEHAUGH, WRIOTHESLEY

They closed down the Ministry of Posterity
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
No future in it, so far as they could see
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
My move to the Office of Ambiguity
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
Was both accepted and rejected in equal degree
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley

But who won’t nose upturn to a snifter?
Turn a blind ear to a blazing bifta?
Won’t be miffed by a mental shapeshifter?
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley

We got our meathooks in your salad days
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
We coined the phrase “to coin a phrase”
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
We can make cripples crawl amok
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
Blowing our trumpet, where there’s brass there’s muck
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley

Slippery shoo-ins get the boot
Red, white and blue vein in my flute
Paperclips keep me in suits
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley

Fire a rocket to Accounts, there’s a major flap on
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
The bogs are bugged so turn the tap on
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
We’re the intel plumbers for your security leak
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
The keep-it-flush-flush boutique clique
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley

We tell you what and who to believe
You think you’ve got the Midas disease
And money to burn in a pay freeze
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley

Christmas beano, mouth oozing froth
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
Face down in the beef stroganoff
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
If the CEO sees me he’ll be waxing wrath
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley
Saxon, light your farts and set the sprinklers off
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley

I’m Popeyed ODing on nasal spinach
Crossword puzzles, five mins, finished
Light in my peepers undiminished
Featherstonehaugh, Featherstonehaugh, Wriothesley

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from Talking About My Genitalia, released April 1, 2020

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