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Monsters Must Be Destroyed

from Relaxing At Gunpoint by Jazz Cattle

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Young actor ends up in skin flicks. Blue film blues.

lyrics

MONSTERS MUST BE DESTROYED

Working double-shift at the In and Out
Meatpackers in a line till the milking hour shout
Happiness undefined
In the daily grind

I came out here following the shadow of DeNiro
A year after losing my shirt my income's dropped a zero
I should've resigned
When I was behind

CHORUS:
I've cock-slapped the girls
Now I'm turning on the boys
Hollywood made us monsters
And monsters must be destroyed

Living on strawberries, amyl nitrate and 'zac
Staying hard ain't easy on a Teflon-coated rack
Scraping the rind
In 4/4 time

How can I tell my folks I'm respectable
When all they see is my shaven testicles?
Pick up the slack
Get humping, Jack

I've cock-slapped the girls
Now I'm turning on the boys
Hollywood made us monsters
And monsters must be destroyed

In with the kick
Out with the hat
Keep it well sick
Keep the bass fat

Banging, banging, banging to get white blood out my rocks
Then the continuity girl says I'm wearing different socks
We'll have to take it again
Don't shrink, my violet friend

At home in the evening with the missus, smoking kif
"Let's get it on so get 'em off," she says but I'm bored stiff
Ain't my head that aches
Too much porn flakes

Love all, new balls please
Score - bored - null and void
Hollywood made us monsters
And monsters must be destroyed

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from Relaxing At Gunpoint, released September 10, 2012
Lyrics: Paul Hamilton
Music: Andrew Petrie & Paul Hamilton
Orchestrated and performed by Petrie
Vocals by Hamilton

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