We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      £0.50 GBP  or more

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    10-song album in a card digipak gatefold sleeve designed by Dave Pope. ALSO, you get 'Kolibri', the 9-song CD of Hamilton's original demos, in a card slip wallet (again, with a Pope design; one of the record label's best). VERY LIMITED SUPPLY! (Cat. No. BITE10.)

    Includes unlimited streaming of Relaxing At Gunpoint via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      £10 GBP or more 

     

  • Full Digital Discography

    Get all 39 smokingantrecords releases available on Bandcamp and save 50%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of SULTAN, WE ARE OPEN, Do It Myself, Bill's Brill Grill, Bank Of Mum And Dad, RULE OF THREE, I Can Count Up To Potato, Breakfast Of Champions, and 31 more. , and , .

    Purchasable with gift card

      £39.10 GBP or more (50% OFF)

     

about

Pro-love. Prole love.

lyrics

OLD BAG

'IM: "See 'er?" - 'IS MATE: "'Oo?" - 'IM: "'Er!" - 'IS MATE: "'OO?" - 'IM: "There!" - 'IS MATE: "Where?" - 'IM: "THERE!!" - 'IS MATE: "Yeah…?"

'IM: "Trudging along in dog-blanket clothes
I tell you, she used to wear better than those
But age and gravity have let her down, mate
She used to be tasty, now she's past her sell-by date.
Quick, turn away, 'cos she's watching this way
If she clocked me after all this time, what could I say?
She was my first love, so dear to me, man
Proud to hold her by my side, clutching my hand
But now she's an
OLD BAG - blowing down the street
OLD BAG - getting under your feet
OLD BAG - full of crap and wind
OLD BAG - stick it in the bin

… But give me a drink or ten
And her luck just might be in again…"

'ER: "See them?" - 'ER MATE: "'Oo?" - 'ER: "Them!" - 'ER MATE: "Men?" - 'ER: "Yeah." - 'ER MATE: "Where?" - 'ER: "THERE!" - 'ER MATE: "Yeah?"

'ER: "See the one in the turn-ups on the left?
Stick a mullet on his red slaphead
Take 12 inches off that gone-to-waist
Take a chin or three from under that face.
Looks like only Stella's touched his lips
And skips of chips have gone straight to his hips
He's the one who said, "There's no-one else"
Put me on a pedestal then left me on the shelf
I fell for his
OLD BLAG - sweeping me off my feet
OLD BLAG - sweet-talking piece of meat. Now he's an
OLD SAG - gy-faced soak with his cans in an
OLD BAG - gripped in his shaky hand

… But if he wants a sympathy shag
He can grab the love handles of this old bag…"

OLD BAG - blowing down the street
OLD BAG - getting under your feet
OLD BAG - full of crap and wind
OLD BAG - stick it in the bin
OLD BLAG - sweeping me off my feet
OLD BLAG - sweet-talking piece of meat. Now he's an
OLD SAG - gy-faced soak with his cans in an
OLD BAG - gripped in his shaky hand

credits

from Relaxing At Gunpoint, released September 10, 2012
Lyrics & music: Paul Hamilton
Orchestrated and performed by Petrie
Vocals and tube station recording: Hamilton

CD and lyrics at www.smokingantrecords.com
Copyright held by Smoking Ant Records Ltd for the exclusive
benefit of the respective artists & composers.
Unauthorised duplication & broadcast are violations of applicable laws.
℗ & © Smoking Ant Records Ltd, 2012.
All rights reserved

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

smokingantrecords London, UK

contact / help

Contact smokingantrecords

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Report this track or account

smokingantrecords recommends:

If you like smokingantrecords, you may also like: