Come on, you finger-waggers, you naggers and you slaggers
Water duck back, water duck back
Ridicule me, you giggling gaggers, dress me head to foot in daggers
Water duck back, water duck back
In the human race, you’re a non-starter
Get up, get out, get happy, get Carter
When you shut up the world gets 10% smarter
All you phoney moany groaners, you stickers and you stoners
Water duck back, water duck back
All your heads are solid boners; a drone of brain donors
Water duck back, water duck back
I tell a joke and I’m accused of stealing it off Jim
Get your facts straight, dimwit, I’m the one who told him!
Bottle clinkers, IQ shrinkers, single out joined-up thinkers,
Water duck back, water duck back
Dressed up in your blinkers, do I give a tinker’s?
Water duck back, water duck back
You’ll find when you find something to place belief in
There’s an army of boots racing to kick your teeth in
Water duck back, water duck back
credits
from PUNK IS CRAP,
released December 20, 2021
Written, performed and produced by DMPH
Mixed and mastered by Malcolm Gayner
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